His name is Dr. Sholz (pronounced like shoals), which always makes me giggle on the inside when I think about it. I think he kinda looks like a fish too. Perfect man for the job.
I wonder what your opinion of the perfect botany teacher would look like. Would he look like a Dieffenbachia, Ben? Would he look like a tree? You are stupid Ben.
Hey did you ever notice in video games that whenever there's a race of people that is based on an animal all their decorations are basically just versions of that animal? Like how in Wind Waker the Rito people on Dragon Roost Island all have birds heads on their doors. Don't you think that's kind of creepy? I certainly think that if every door in my house had a humanoid skull shape to it people would stop coming over. Or more people would come over but it would be a seedy element of people I don't much care for.
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I wonder what your opinion of the perfect botany teacher would look like. Would he look like a Dieffenbachia, Ben? Would he look like a tree? You are stupid Ben.
Hey did you ever notice in video games that whenever there's a race of people that is based on an animal all their decorations are basically just versions of that animal? Like how in Wind Waker the Rito people on Dragon Roost Island all have birds heads on their doors. Don't you think that's kind of creepy? I certainly think that if every door in my house had a humanoid skull shape to it people would stop coming over. Or more people would come over but it would be a seedy element of people I don't much care for.
Think about it Ben.
I did have a botany prof that I SWEAR had lichen in her hair, or at least was a pretty good representation of mother earth.
If you had skull shaped doors I'd be over every day, know why? Cuz there'd probably be candy inside. SNAP. TOPICAL.
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